Reminds me of a line from the movie Myra Breckinridge, 'ONCE WE CUT IT OFF, IT WON'T GROW BACK". Another thought, if you want to commit suicide you'd think he'd go higher than the second floor. I know, I'm heartless and tasteless........
I found that article a bit confusing about what actually happened. Here is another article that I think goes into a llittle more depth. Apparently it was all part of a suicide attempt.
Hmmm...you know there's a good joke in there, I'll have to wait for Jimmy Kimmel tonight to work this one. Reading the story begs the question: Who picked up the penis? Tasteless banner aside, I hope he's up and erect soon.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp … s-suicide/