that today is the first day of passover. happy passover to all who follow the tradition!
i don't know any hebrew or yiddish so let me just say sholom aleichem and many happy barbra streisands! that sounds jewish, right? and i guess if you forgot to put the blood on the doorpost, you already know it's passover.................
is there ANYTHING that actually tastes good on a matzoh?
HAPPY HOLIDAY!
which brings me to a very bad joke that made the rounds while marilyn monroe was married to arthur miller. i don't remembeer the set up but the punchline had marilyn saying to her mother-in-law while being taught to make the fabled soup, "gee, mrs. miller, isn't there any ather part of that matzoh animal that you can eat?".
pardon me while i go wash my mouth out with soap.