hey, i'm not just making this shit up!!!

Continuing what seems to be a news week full of doofuses making fools of themselves over sexual politics, a Family Research Council leader took to the radio to say that we ought to punish premarital sex like we used to… because young people were never given the “right” to have sexual intercourse outside of marriage.

While guesting on Washington Watch Monday afternoon, FRC senior fellow Pat Fagan argued that the 1972 Supreme Court court case Eisenstadt v. Baird, which overturned a Massachusetts law banning the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people, is quite possibly “the single most destructive decision in the history of the Court.”

Fagan was accompanied by ever-so-thoughtful evangelist and FRC head Tony Perkins.

In Fagan’s mind, that Court decision effectively told all single people that they have “the right to engage in sexual intercourse.” Never mind the fact that, well, they kind of do have the right — you know, consenting adults and whatnot — because Fagan remembers when society used to have laws forbidding such sin.

“Society never gave young people that right,” he continued. “Functioning societies don’t do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever. The institution for the expression of sexuality is marriage and all societies always shepherded young people there, what the Supreme Court said was forget that shepherding, you can’t block that, that’s not to be done.”

By giving an implicit seal of approval on premarital sex, Fagan said, the Court was “brushing aside millennia, thousands and thousands of years of wisdom, tradition, culture and setting in motion what we have.”

And thus setting forth the downfall of Western civilization, of course.


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  • How about some sharia law while he's at it, too.
    PDQuesnell 03/15/2013 11:18 PM
  • News flash: Premarital sex didn't just start happening in 1972.
    BearinFW 03/14/2013 08:44 PM
  • On the plus side they never mention us Sodomites.
    hisbiguy 03/14/2013 08:15 PM
  • Take my condoms but don't touch my guns!
    barney290 03/14/2013 08:56 AM
  • What ever happened to making rules (based on your faith or ethical standards) within your own family and expecting other parents to do the same for their children? Since when does every family need to stand up to the particular standards you espouse.

    Without talking about preventing pregnancy and not providing the wherewithall to do so, one can become a grandparent very quickly. Just ask Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol . . . . . and, of course, Levi Johnson.
    rjzip 03/13/2013 11:38 PM
  • WTF, since when did you have to have a marriage license to get a pack of rubbers. Why don't these religious zealots get out of the bedroom and into the boardrooms where the real sins against mankind are committed.
    jacker 03/13/2013 11:37 PM
  • Then, I guess, a lot of us would have been born in prison.....at least I know I would have. My parents were still in high school when I was born.
    kelleysiland 03/13/2013 10:25 PM