eeewwww!!! what's that smell???

(warning: the story below may cause retching in those with weak stomachs)

okay, so i just had the phone repairman here (again! but that's another story). i was on the my front porch when he came up the front steps and i was smitten...50's, slim, scruffy beard, tight jeans...NICE! until he came within about 6 feet of me, that is. this guy smelled so much like pussy, my eyes just about watered. i'm queer, right? and i'm not real fond of that smell on my best days and, my god, this guy must have come straight from dipping his wick in a ripe one. at first i thought i was having some kind of sensory hallucination but he had to come to the house from outdoors 3 times...let me tell you, there was no doubt. if my dog were male, it probably would have tried to hunch him. i still can't get the scent out of my nose.

that's all, just wanted to share that story with an audience who might have the sme ick factor as i...................