was arrested for dwi and making threats to the arresting officers. not a big deal except he was arrested while driving around nude. okay, so you're a semi-washed up country star who's going through a messy divorce from your older wife/manager...why are you driving around nude? there has always been gossip that randy was using the older wife as a beard and he is really one of the boys in the band. maybe he was coming from a park or rest stop? maybe his trick's wife came home unexpectedly? why are you driving around drunked up and nude, randy?
(supposedly, there's also a video of the arrest. i want to see it! i've always suspected that randy has one of those big ole corn fed uncut country boy whangers, maybe we'll get to find out! he's always given off the vibe to me of one of those punky guys you knew in high school who made fag jokes, then wanted you to suck his dick as soon as he got you alone......)
the sights alone are good enough, listening to his voice, the masculine and manly style of walking are a real turn on