"thank you for signing my guestbook,BUT......"

one of my favorite features of this site is the guestbook. i love looking at all of the nasty pictures and then leaving a comment. but sometimes, i confess, i'm frustrated because the comment i leave just isn't adequate to express my state of mind. for example, sometimes i'll leave the comment "i like you" when what i really want to say is "would you sit in my face until i die of asphyxiation?". or i'll post " you're hot" when what i'm really thinking is "OMG! is that thing real?". same with "great pics"...what i really want to say is "oooh, baby! i see a bubble i'd like to pop!". see, it's frustrating.
of course, being me, i'd have to have a "bitch book" as well as a "guest book". sometimes, i really want to leave the comment "what is that on your head?" or "your photo just made my dog howl" or "got any photos of your real self?". sometimes, "you ain't all that..." is the only appropriate remark. and in some desperate cases, i want to comment "tsp+hot water+stiff brush. rinse and repeat". so maybe it's a good thing that i CAN'T leave my comments of choice. it's probably better for my peace of mind...because other people would have the option of leaving bitchy comments in my guest book and we can't have that, now can we?
maybe i should just shut up.

disclaimer: these comments are meant to be facetious...