this is the limerick i made for one of my neighbors in the 80's. he didn't find it as amusing as i did................
i once had a neighbor named jerry
who sported with men large and hairy
when they rang at the door
to the closet he tore
and dressed up as his sister, mary.
okay, your turn.
"There once was a man from Nantucket,
who's dick was so big he could suck it.
He smiled and grinned, as he wiped off his chin, said
If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it.
:))
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
As to who had the right
To do what, with which
And to whom.
Big cock was all that he craved
Uncut cock with skin hanging low
He sucked on that bad boy till a load it did blow
He once did a priest before mass
and in the confessional it was shoved up his ass
The whole congregation heard a loud scream
Out he walked with a face full of cream......
There once was a lady named Snyder
Who often made out with a spider
She received a strange bliss
From the "hiss"
Of her piss
As it flowed thru the cobwebs inside her!
Who hung by his heels from the doorway
He told his young man
Get off the divan
I think I just found one more way!
there was an old bugger from fenway
who mistakenly reached for the bengay
a dollop or two
when stuffed up his flue
turned an everyday fuck to a barbeque.