A hard man is a thing of beauty.

Seeing men nonchalantly walking around with a rock hard cock “just because” is awesome… maybe it’s the uninhibited attitude or showing the pride in being a man that’s so cool. In any event, a group of men simply standing around nude and fully hard while talking or having a few drinks is pretty breathtaking.

There’s a Belami video of 27 young guys sitting, lying and standing in a room furiously jerking off. They’re stunning men of course… ripped, well-hung, uncut and always hard… and while there’s no sucking or fucking going on, it’s an incredibly hot video. Probably the most erotic aspect of this video is due to the uninhibited sentiment that says, “Hey, we’re men! We get hard and we beat off. So what??!”

Now, you’re probably not going to find too many guys at the local gym strolling out of the showers dripping wet and dripping pre-cum (if you do, it’s a safe bet you’re not in a straight gym). Personally, I’ve never seen any guy in a straight public locker room in all his full glory, although some have raised the question, “Is that a semi or is the guy just naturally thick when limp?”

But at some place like a gay spa where men are hard for no apparent reason other than to show that everything works as it’s supposed to, the sight is beautiful. Naturally, if the guy happens to be a stud muffin bordering on monster-sized he’s going to attract some attentionPDQ. Look for the crowd of admirers standing close by.

A favourite strip bar of mine in Montréal (Campus) features strippers who’ll wander onto stage hard and start the grinding. Yeah, of course, they’re backstage pounding or pumping their meat before slapping on a cockring so tight it has to be practically cut off. But like taking Viagra or Cialis, an artificially induced hardon looks just as fetching as Mr. Natural’s steel beam and may have some additional durability qualities that won’t let anyone down.

That’s sort of the object, isn’t it?

Too often in the world of gay sex, appearances are everything. Fantasy and images being powerful aphrodisiacs, some men even resort to injecting Caverject or litres of saline to pump up the package. A little extreme for my tastes but local size queens might be thrilled by the impact.

I suppose a case could be made that pumping is an artificial way of building bulk… not really ‘telling the truth’ as it were. I see it as no different than a bodybuilder pumping weights to increase the size of his biceps. Pumping is just working a different and specific muscle and like pretty much anything else, it can be overdone.

Google images of Mukhtar Safarov for proof.

Done properly and judiciously, pumping can make showing a hardon in the same category as a bodybuilding contest. It takes time and dedication and when the opportunity presents itself, proudly showing the results can be a reward unto itself. Floating around the net are photos of nude hard bodybuilders at actual competitions where the sponsors don’t seem to care if the men are ‘men’ while posing. Apparently, neither do the men on stage or in the audience.

That shows confidence, a total lack of inhibitions and is hotter than hell to see.

“I’m a man and I get hard”. And there’s really nothing more that needs to be said.