http://deadstate.org/muslim-preacher-men-who-mast … afterlife/
Muslim preacher: Men who masturbate, ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife’.
Just When You Think You Have Heard It ALL . . .

Glad I am not a Muslim. I would not want to be stuck with kids when I am in heaven. Or course if I don't go there I guess I really don't have to worry about it.
Too funny. Love reading the tweets on this: "looks like I'm going to have kids after all--lots of them"! The image posted here with this tweet: "this will cum in handy". :)