S2PD THOT #200

For my 200th S2pd Thot I am going to share the top 5 S2pd Thots.
These are the ones who got the most comments/groans. NJOY
oh BTW S2PD is pronounced Stupid (S2-PID)

5. If life gives you lemons, grind them into a fine juice and drink it.
If life gives you pesky little neighbor children... well, you know.

4. When I die I want my body scattered over my home town...but not cremated or anything.

3. I locked my keys in the car at planned parenthood...btw never ask for a hanger.

2. My dog has a problem with Insomnia so I took him to the Human Society to see if they could put him to sleep

1. I wish I had wings like a giant bird so I could fly around and poop on my friends cars...so much easier than the way I am doing it now.

By bearub | 04/22/2013 04:34 PM | 4 comments

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I have been writing the S2PD Thots for 12 years and so I have many many. I share about 1% of what goes through this weird brain. My Son helped me pick out the top 5.

bearub 04/23/2013 12:48 PM

I love these, very funny. You really need to put them into a book. Especially before another writer steals it from you and gets credit for it lol that would suck

Marc 04/22/2013 11:41 PM

BTW, Bearkatz, now I know what those guys mean when they say they don't want to see just a pic of a guy's cock. Your earlier photo of your bod was much better in my estimation.

rjzip 04/22/2013 09:58 PM

I'm not sure these were all on this site before. At any rate, to me they appear fresh and new.

#5 is really bad (that's Michael Jackson "BAD") . . . and of course, I like it a lot. And #4 is nasty bad, so I also like it. Oh, hell, they're all real bad, dude. Thanks for sharing.

rjzip 04/22/2013 09:55 PM