I cried because I had no foreskin, until I met a man who had no penis.
On second thought, maybe that was a lady. Read more
bearub's blog posts
A guy a day keeps the hand away. Read more
I thought being patronized would be cool until they explained it did not involve tequila -JuSayin' Read more
When at Wal-Mart & I see all those products that are allegedly made by children, I get depressed. My kids couldn't even make their own b… Read more
"I love the south pole and hate the north pole!, wait I love the north pole and hate the south pole!" I must be a Bi-Polar bear Read more
I just pissed like a horse. Not an easy stance, let me tell you. Read more
Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms. Read more
You know ears are love handles too. JuSayin' Read more
Just saw the hottest DILF! AND it was glazed. Read more
If you are going to make a good joke about Pizza, it is all in the delivery - JuSayin' Read more