bearub's blog posts

I think my dick died...can I bury it in you? Read more

I'm so excited for the Supreme Court to finally let us know if gay people are human beings. Read more

You should work at Subway because you just gave me a foot long. Read more

IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET BECAUSE I CAN SEE ME IN YOUR PANTS...

hey guys I thought a new thread here would liven it up, f… Read more

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance......... The 5 stages of wearing a condom. Read more

Can we please stop referring to them as "dick pics." I think "penis portraits" Is more classy. Read more

I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID! I mean, I used to, but we broke up Read more

I think my printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner. Read more

I'm having a philosophical debate with this hot bartender: He likes to think of my glass as half full, and I like to think of him as half na… Read more

Something I won't miss from my younger days:
inappropriate boners.
Something I'll miss from my younger days:
appropriate b… Read more