bearub's blog posts

I am not really this tall...I am sitting on my wallet. Read more

I just witnessed a fat man licking pizza drippings off his shirt...that is the last time I eat in front of the mirror - ‎#JuSayin' Read more

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock Read more

Excuse me I need some help...I was undressing you with my eyes and I got my eyelid caught on your zipper. Read more

I am writing a new book called "Creating Real Drama" and if my friends don't buy it I will kill myself. Read more

I just checked my savings account and I can proudly say I have enough to live on the rest of my life...if I die on Tuesday. -JuSayin' Read more

I am going to start a support group for Illiterates Anonymous but it looks like another group is using the intials AA. Read more

Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up. Read more

Until you walk a mile in his shoes, never judge a man. Unless he wears Crocs,then feel free to judge all you want.... Read more

I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? Read more