S2PD THOT #236
FYI wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you masturbating doesn't work...I know
No, Bearkatz, I read that bulge in your jockstrap.
Not at work, and certainly, much to everyone's surprise, not at the dinner table. :)
Just get Bearlatz under your desk and forget about masturbating. He will take care of business while you do business on top of the desk. No camo needed.
That is because you were not wearing OFFICE CAMO. Try wearing khaki or gray. In 35 years no one has seen me at the office no matter what I'm doing.
Yup, Didn’t work for me either.