bearub's blog posts

My favorite thing to do after morning sex is turn the computer off and go back to sleep. Read more

Some guy told me he loved me, but he doesn't follow me on Facebook so I ignore him. Read more

I feel kind of morbid that whenever I see a garbage bag on the side of the road I always wonder if there is someone in it. Read more

Why are you being so rude as the middle of your sentences keep interrupting the beginning of mine? Read more

I lost out at the S&M Awards, but it was an honor just to be dominated. Read more

You know it's true love when your wife farts in bed & you go in the other room & text your boyfriend "I love you." Read more

I hate that awkward moment when the person you're staring at shuts their blinds. Read more

Here is what... Read more

At my doctor's appointment yesterday my doctor told me I had to quit masturbating. When I asked him why he said "Because it is annoying… Read more

One of the reasons I like going to the zoo is that is a safe place to fart. Read more