bearub's blog posts

Treat your man like your smartphone; touch him a lot. Read more

"Will, you, Mary, Me" what is this?? an invitation to an orgy. Read more

what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's Read more

When someone says they had a four course meal is "inter" one of the courses? Read more

I heard the turkey lost the Hunger Games yesterday Read more

Does Superman get morning steel? Read more

You can always tell how uncomfortable a guy is around gay people just by holding his penis at the urinal. Read more

I always keep a banana in my pocket so people don't think I am glad to see them. Read more

Having sex with me is like eating too much chocolate. Before you know it I'm going straight to your ass. Read more

I want sex with you. but I am not in-sex with you...
careful who you say it to. Read more