him: He is into kinky stuff
me: like what?
him: Golden Showers
me: Sounds like Urine over your head... Read more
bearub's blog posts
Someone offered me a handjob but I told him my hand is way to wide to fit in his mouth. Read more
"Come with me if you want to live" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex Read more
Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men ar… Read more
Got fired from my job at the deli for sticking my dick in the meat slicer. The meat slicer kept his job cuz he is the boss's son. Read more
I got a timex for Christmas from the two hot gay muscle men next door...I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch. Read more
"OH OH OH"
santa during sex Read more
santa during sex Read more
Life is like toilet paper. Either you're on a roll, or you're takin' shit from some asshole Read more
All I got for Christmas was a sweater, I would've preferred a moaner or a biter. Read more