Christmas is over for another year. If you were a good boy Santa brought you lots of toys. So now is the time to put the toys away. WHOA! Bucko! Not so fast!
I was never one for sex toys . . . .until my masseur introduced me to the massage wand. OMG! I always thought that such appliances were only meant for the pleasure of frustrated women. How wrong was I? I find it mildly amusing when applied to the anal exterior and, a little more so, to the taint. But apply it to the underside of the dick just below the piss slit and it is the Fourth of July!
Now don't get me wrong, there is no substitute for "the real thing." But, let's face it, sometimes we need to please ourselves as only we can do. Even my own mother said, "If you want it done right, you have to do it yourself"; though I don't think that she was talking about masturbation.
But, you may say, you have a partner. Why are you masturbating? Then you don't know my partner, the horny little dickens! He does it every day! Some days several times a day. And he has his own favorite toy, the Fleshjack. To me it looks like a pink rubber octopus in a metal container. I tried it once. It was cold! Complete turnoff. And I wasn't allowed to cum in it. Like fucking a cadaver that insisted on playing safe.
You have a favorite toy? Let's hear about it.
Toy Time
