Little Johnny walks in on Fr. O'Malley
Johnny: What are you doing, Father?
Fr. O'Malley; Masturbating.
Johnny: Why, Father?
Fr. O'Malley: Because it feels good. You'll be doing this soon, Johnny.
Johnny: Why, Father?
Fr. O'Mally: Because my wrist is getting tired>
A Little Levity at THE Church's Expense

lucky Johnny! lol
My wrist never tires since it gets so much action. LOL