Short, hairy, laidback, friendly superchub, 68, 5'7", 317 lbs, 60" waist, strong build under the flab, really nice singing voice (Elizabethan and folk songs a specialty). Looking to connect with take-chargedoms35-80 into dirty sextalk, watersports, moderate CBT, skullfucking, rimming, and other kink/raunch. You won't regret it. Bi/gay/uncertain welcome. Favorite fantasy elements: you in dirty work clothing or suit and tie, with dark sunglasses worn indoors. 100% discreet, my place only. No drugs, alcohol, or smoke on premises. NOTE: I have a very large, low-hanging gut. If that scares you, move along, bro.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Brat
89% Degradee
88% Voyeur
82% Submissive
63% Boy/Girl
63% Rope bunny
55% Slave
55% Non-monogamist
49% Vanilla
47% Experimentalist
47% Exhibitionist
39% Switch
33% Primal (Prey)
14% Master/Mistress
8% Masochist
2% Pet
2% Rigger
2% Dominant
1% Owner
1% Daddy/Mommy
1% Brat tamer
0% Ageplayer
0% Primal (Hunter)
0% Degrader
0% Sadist