I hate when straight people look at my screen

God I HATE when straight people use my phone or my computer or look at my screen.
A guy at work told me to download some app. I turned my iphone on while he's looking at my screen and there gay porn porn porn on every screen. A naked dick on growlr, so I immediately exited that and it popped open a pic of some sexy guy. So I immediately closed that and went into my phone's browser and I have 3 screens of adam4adam going with all porn on them.
No matter what I close theres another screen with sex on it.

He was looking at it like "uh...."
So, I told him Ill just download it later. Then we starting talking normal like he didnt just see dicks and dicks all over my screen. I want to die right now, but kind of laughing.

awful...
just had to share


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  • I actually don't watch porn, and naked bodies in photos do nothing for me.
    bearub 12/14/2013 04:34 PM
  • Who doesn't view porn these days? I'm pretty sure that a very high percentage of men do; we value visual images of naked bodies and sex organs more than women. It's just how we are made. I really don't think that between two guys there should be extreme embarrassment (gay or straight), but with a guy at work, yeah, I feel your pain. I'm sure this guy could balance what a nice person he knows you to be with what he saw on your phone. He probably has lots of tits and vaginas on his phone, and I assume you would not judge him harshly for it if you saw them.
    rjzip 12/14/2013 01:26 AM
  • No next time have a bunch of women on women open and show him your phone, keep him guessing
    bearub 12/13/2013 05:40 PM
  • Back when I worked, I had a private office at the insurance company. Because I did a lot of individual training in my office, I had a "slave screen", or simply two monitors for my computer. Once I was looking at porn and didn't realize the slave screen was training all the passerby's about more than they wanted to know.
    PDQuesnell 12/13/2013 04:20 PM
  • happens to the best of us. but life goes on. love yo marc
    crash49 12/13/2013 08:47 AM
  • Naughty, naughty, Marc :)
    BearinFW 12/13/2013 12:52 AM
  • Man...to be a fly on that guy's wall and hear what he said when he went back to the office. Still, if he's single and your age, he probably has similar things going on with his phone.

    If I had been in your spot, I too would be so embarrassed, I know my ears would have turned crimson!
    furball 12/12/2013 10:59 PM