If you're going to wear cologne, just do 1 spray. 1.

Just had a date and as soon as I sat down next to him at the bar the smell of heavy cologne hit me in the face like a ton of bricks. My eyes were watering and I couldnt face him much because the smell was so strong.

A little is ok but some guys are dousing themselves in the car before they get inside.

If you just took a shower then I think just 1 spray will make you smell good.

Too much is unbearable and smells gross to me.
By Marc | 11/29/2010 08:03 PM | 11 comments
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  • Guys who wear cologne become accustomed to the scent and after a while they can no longer smell it themselves. Then they think that if they can't smell it, it's not working and other people can't smell it either. So they keep applying more and more until it smells fine to them and becomes overpowering to everyone else. Most guys don't need to wear cologne. For guys who like to use it, don't trust your nose to tell you how much you need. Have faith that "a little dab'll do ya".

    My boss has an issue with BO. Don't know what's going on there? He is supposedly straight and has a female partner. You'd think that she'd tell him. Sometimes I can't even stand next to him. He never wears cologne which is likely a good thing, but he should at least shower everyday and use some kind of underarm. Cologne and BO, who needs the extremes?
    mick 02/06/2011 08:35 PM
  • It's disgusting, and what's worse is when they put it in their pubes,or when it is on their hands, and when they take a leak, it gets on their dick. Try sucking on a scented dick, and you get to taste that crap.
    Daddyjim1 12/20/2010 10:32 PM
  • I use neutral deodorant.. which you have to apply while not yet stinking tho.. but then it prevents the smelly bacteria to spread and have the whiff of that typical sweat odour .. and just leaves your unique characteristic smell .. plus the stuff you do actually sweat but that's food and drinks - do use pine or something stronger for my feet though.. I shouldn't torture anyone once my feet started getting smelly if I didn't -

    If i want to 'falsify' my own smell however I use roll on deodorant from 'body shops' (oh my sounding queerer now *blush*) that smell naturally after all..

    or I take that pheromone stuff .. which actually is boring by now since anyone uses that.. and I didn't feel like I was more attracting only cos I put on smells that biologically are used for attracting.. or did the ladies line up and I didn't even recognize .. whoa .. anyway I just put a drop of that .. or a bit of some other smells making you not smell like yourself too much anymore

    applying it to the area on my throat approx where the tonsils are.. a bit below.. so actually near yer apple there .. that's the thinnest skin on the throat.. and that makes sure the smell spreads.. oh wow what one can learn from girls on school trips

    .. but yeah keep it subtle.. will ya haha when it comes to smells..
    that goes for the other way around too.. depending on where you are

    oh and I did get sprayed at yet by those hyper maintenance girls for smelling like plain sweat..or 'puma cage'
    (glad they didn't get the other whiff from the other stuff dried up there *cough*)
    oh yeah those stupid stains always betray you.. starting with dogs sniffing your crotch and all that
    Vook 12/04/2010 12:29 AM
  • Many years ago I was in a little diner getting ready to have breakfast. It was a few weeks before a local election. They had just brought my eggs and toast when in walks a local candidate looking to shake some hands and kiss some babies, etc. He had drenched himself with some foul smelling cologne. People began gagging, leaving behind uneaten meals. In five minutes the candidate and his aides were the only customers left in the place and the owner was pissed. Maybe it was his radical politics, his unpopular position on the issues of the day, but I always feel the reason he came in dead last in the election was that damn cologne.
    PeterHart 12/03/2010 08:57 AM
  • when I do wear it, I spray it on a napkin and rub. One spray.
    PSN8tive69 12/03/2010 02:20 AM
  • Worse yet are those scented shower gels. If you ever get by the stink, the taste is terrible. Yuck! The sexiest guy I knew, just used soap and water. And man did he smell good. I could wear his stink 24/7.
    jacker 12/02/2010 12:07 PM
  • The worse thing is some perfume or cologne containing patchuli or patchouli. A sort of scent close to hachich or grass. Sometimes we don't know if it's for hide some dirty wear. A man should use cologne just enough discrete, lightly and no product associated within flowers.
    I know a perfume completly erotic named: SEAWARD it is sold by Herbalife. About is eroticity it's guarantee and I know what I am saying. Unfortunately the price is as expensive as all others renouned products.
    Tati Dad
    tatidad 11/30/2010 03:24 PM
  • Can't stand when a guy wears anything but soap. I'd rather smell soap than most of that disgusting crap out there
    kelleysiland 11/30/2010 11:28 AM
  • One short spray into the air and quickly let it hit your arm then with that arm rub your other arm and neck and you should be good to go. Trouble is, that drug store shit is gross. Dolce & Gabbana, Light Blue is soft and if used GENTLY is non-offensive.
    fenwaydav 11/30/2010 06:49 AM
  • A mans fresh scent after a long hot shower... He Towels his head and raises his elbows up exposing his hairy arm pits... I, fresh out of the shower too, wrap my arms around him running my nose through his arm pit hair...
    Guys why can't they bottle that smell!!!... DAMN THAT'S HOT..
    tim
    polarpozbeartim 11/30/2010 12:44 AM
  • Agreed I hate any kind of bottled scent!
    VirginiaBear69 11/29/2010 10:32 PM