Hate your job? Unfulfilled at work? There's hope!
http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-wom … bate-work/
"Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hyper-sexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.
After taking medication Ana now "only" has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.
Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won"
I bet she's getting job offers like crazy. Her parents must be so proud.
On a side note, do you think people at her job are hesitant to shake her hand? Do they disinfect her desk every night? I bet her chair would sell for big bucks on eBay.
"Marc, what the fuck are you doing?!"
"Sorry, boss! It's my medical condit-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Oh god! Right in my eye!"
"Sorry, boss."