Try not to be TOO jealous about my luxury accommodations at the Super 8 motel last week.
We can't all have nice things.
Try not to...
Just imagine what's on there that you CAN'T see!
Thank GAWD you were only in the room for a few minutes!!
"What we have here is a failure to supervise!" [the cleaning team/crew]
Can we assume it was not bed bug killing solution?
Sorry, I farted and had babies.......
Now that is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
ps - I touched it, and it was still wet