Here are several reasons you wouldn't want to be an Easter egg:
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes you three minutes in boiling water to get hard.
You get tossed in the garbage when they're finished with you.
was there ever anything created that is more disgusting than peeps? when i was a child, we used to get our easter basket on easter morning and then we'd spend the rest of the day hiding peeps in our clothes, then taking them into the bathroom and flushing them down the toilet. and they still make them!
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes you three minutes in boiling water to get hard.
You get tossed in the garbage when they're finished with you.