He's just a boy but he's a bottom
Make him try to top, he'll cry
Never even said he's bi
It says "he's vers" up on his Grindr (ah-ooh)
"Versatile", yeah, OK (ah-ah-ooh)
Girl, you know you super gay
Ohhhhh
Ass up and pull those pants down
(I heard that one time that he had a gown)
Whoaaaahhhh
His hole is medium rare (pink)
And you won't find a hair (stink)
This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
He got Fleet enemas for days
60 minutes in the gym
45 of that is showering
"He's a jock"
Least he wears one on a date (ah-ooh)
Asspussy, sweet and clean (ah-ah-ooh)
A total top's total dream
Ohhhh
That hole ain't been tight for years
Slopabottomus queer
Whoaaahhhhh
Rectal prolapse be damned (it's cool, it's cool, it's cool)
Shove it up in his can (take that, take it)
This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
Dickpig
Over here, pig
Make my shaft disappear in your rear, pig
Double penetration with you up in here, pig
Are you scared, pig?
This goes there, pig
And on your backdoor that's my tongue, pig
Yeah, that's your boygash
Into my twink stash
Keep sucking me, do it 'til I'm tucking, G
Yes, I'm a top, 'cause ain't nobody fuckin' me
(And now it's time for a breakdown)
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom
(Nonono nooooo)
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom
This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
Whoaaaa
Whoa
Whoa
Whooa
Whoaaa
Whoaaaa
He's just a boy, but he's a bottom
--- Funny stuff! Thank God for bottoms, I couldn't have fun without 'em!
Yeah! Gerat production values in that piece. The music is actually excellent while the bear mouth sync guys are not up to it, but who cares. They were obviously having such fun it was contagious. Hilarious is a mild term for this one. I laughed out loud and replayed several times. Loved it!
He's just a boy but he's a bottom
Make him try to top, he'll cry
Never even said he's bi
It says "he's vers" up on his Grindr (ah-ooh)
"Versatile", yeah, OK (ah-ah-ooh)
Girl, you know you super gay
Ohhhhh
Ass up and pull those pants down
(I heard that one time that he had a gown)
Whoaaaahhhh
His hole is medium rare (pink)
And you won't find a hair (stink)
This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
He got Fleet enemas for days
60 minutes in the gym
45 of that is showering
"He's a jock"
Least he wears one on a date (ah-ooh)
Asspussy, sweet and clean (ah-ah-ooh)
A total top's total dream
Ohhhh
That hole ain't been tight for years
Slopabottomus queer
Whoaaahhhhh
Rectal prolapse be damned (it's cool, it's cool, it's cool)
Shove it up in his can (take that, take it)
This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
Dickpig
Over here, pig
Make my shaft disappear in your rear, pig
Double penetration with you up in here, pig
Are you scared, pig?
This goes there, pig
And on your backdoor that's my tongue, pig
Yeah, that's your boygash
Into my twink stash
Keep sucking me, do it 'til I'm tucking, G
Yes, I'm a top, 'cause ain't nobody fuckin' me
(And now it's time for a breakdown)
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom
(Nonono nooooo)
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom
This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
Whoaaaa
Whoa
Whoa
Whooa
Whoaaa
Whoaaaa
He's just a boy, but he's a bottom
--- Funny stuff! Thank God for bottoms, I couldn't have fun without 'em!
Consider it, -please! WOOFs! :-D
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom,
No No No No Nawwwwwwwwwwww!
(giggle!) :-D