I just saw a ridiculous commercial on TV. At first I thought it was one of those Saturday Night Live parody commercials...... but no, it was real. What the fuck? Seriously?
I wish George Carlin was still around because THIS would be great material for his comedy act!
If you want a parakeet, get a parakeet, or a piece of glassware or something that actually looks good.
notarookee, I like the hood ornament idea, that would be cool! LOL! ;-D