Resetting Your Password

I've never blogged a joke before, but this one came via email and it cracks me up.... :)

Resetting your Password:

"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."

New password –

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."

1fuckingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."

1FUCKINGprettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."

1FuckingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow!

"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, that password is already in use."
By furball | 10/04/2013 01:22 AM | 2 comments
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  • Love these jokes! Like all good humor they have a basis in what we really experience. HATE passwords in general. I mean, who wants to snoop in my shit? NObody, that's who!
    rjzip 10/07/2013 01:36 PM
  • Reminds me of another favorite joke of mine..

    During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
    When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
    aliencubby 10/04/2013 05:01 AM