DD's sponsor ad, "A Priest Fucked Me" caught my eye--nothing like a little sensationalism to wake me up in the morning with my coffee. I had to click on it, and check out Father Tom. Of course, it made for bad puns, and countless rectory jokes. I don't think Holely Bliss was ever to be a double entendre, but I know there are better. I'd love to hear your puns from my screenshot this morning.
( I think that Pope Francis is trending this morning is purely coincidental!)
Now I know what rectory means!

(You have a couple of bad puns there already!)