I am usually sexually attracted to men aged 50ish and up with facial hair and hairy bodies but it's not completely set in stone. Smooth can work too.
Greying/Silver/White/Ginger hair and baldness/receding hairlines turn me on.
And if you have a hairy upper back, that's a plus.

That's the short version. Keep reading if you want to know more.
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I write music. Download my mp3s for free and enjoy my album covers that celebrate the sexy older man in all of us at ->
ttablewhey.bandcamp dot com

Humour is a bloomer.

ttablewhey.blogspot dot com
The music I like ->
ttablewheymusic.blogspot dot com

I love making music, listening to music, dancing to music, soccer, softball, football, philosophy, writing and making digital visual art.

I kiss faces before I kiss anything else. If I am not attracted to the face then it doesn't matter what the body is like.
Hence cock shots without a face are like a city without people or a game of soccer without a ball.

I could say I am HIV negative but why should you believe me? It's best to assume everyone is HIV poz and always have safe sex.
Oh I had a shower 30 minutes ago, 60 minutes ago and 90 minutes ago so I am very clean.

Friends with benefits are great.
I like relationships with men.
Relationships come in lots of shapes and sizes.
I love my home and love living there.

If you don't have clear photos of your face on this site, please assume that I am also not a real person and don't message me. You won't get a reply. No exceptions.
To borrow the phrase of another profile - I am not interested in men who are indulging in their own paranoia, integrity or self esteem issues. :-)

There is not enough time in my entire life to listen to all the music that I want/need to listen to.

If you are into (man) smells you can smell me online.
My smell will be available for download for the next fifteen minutes.

If I'm not into you, please don't take it personally.
Everyone has a type. There are plenty of guys who are not into me either - we just have to accept it.

"For those who believe, no explanation is necessary; for those who do not believe, no explanation will suffice."
- Joseph Dunninger

god's creator put some chemicals in an empty space,
then god's creator created god and showed him the empty space, then god combined two of the chemicals and accidentally caused an explosion.
Our solar system formed from this and god was tried for grievious bodily harm. He was found guilty and washed his hands of it...
but his final act was to put earthquakes on planet earth just to annoy the humans.
High on opium today, this "was" revealed to me by god's creator.
She also told me that she and god don't give a damn what any of us do. They are far too busy trying to figure out what has caused irritable bowel syndrome and schizophrenia to even notice any of our actions. In fact, they can't detect any of our thoughts or actions due to a malfunction in the software they were using that worked so well up until 1831.
In 567 years, ignorant of how this theory gained credence and thinking, times were oh so quaint back then, people will kill each other in defence of this theory.

What am I looking for?
Good company, a good conversation, smiles, laughter, a little intimacy
and if "more intimacy" comes with it, that's fine too.

I'm fairly vanilla (gentle, relaxed kissing, nipples, sucking, touching, jerking).
If you need to be wilder, it's not going to work with me.
This is no reflection on my personality or behavior outside the bedroom.
I'm not a top or a bottom - I'm a beside.

It is not always about sex with me, sometimes it is just about 2 non-gay men holding hands in a non-gay neighborhood.

I'm not into automatic hook-ups. I prefer to meet for a drink/walk/chat and see how it goes. If I am attracted to your picture/profile - it does not automatically follow that I will be attracted to you or that there will be chemistry between us.

INVITATION!!!: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You ABSOLUTELY DO have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you do, it will be considered by me to be a contribution to the understanding of sexual orientation and variety. Only by performing carefully designed and controlled studies can we hope to get the word out about our vast numbers, our participation in all aspects of culture, and that we are not really different from anyone else. So use my data. Use my pics! Publish! Let's show the world that we are everywhere, and most of us have nothing to hide!

It is recommended that other members think for themselves.

Do you love Gruff Rhys, Stephen Malkmus, Kevin Barnes, Sufjan Stevens, Charles Bukowski?

Do you like the images and words I post on my blog?

Do you dislike religion?

Do you like/love the music I love?
ttablewheymusic.blogspot dot com

I'm happy the way I am but if you have similar passions to me (see the questions above) and we find each other sexually attractive and sexually compatible and our personalities are compatible and we "get" each other's sense of humour (make each other laugh - sometimes uncontrollably) and sense of morality and humanity and we live close to each other - then we may not be able to avoid spending time with each other.

What are the chances of all those things happening?
From what I've seen of life so far, very slim, but we can be good friends with benefits. :-)
In the meantime, I'll focus on enjoying the things that stir my passions.

Please don't put this on your profile unless you know someone who doesn't hate orgasms that are used as a stepping stone to a career in verbal acrobatics.:
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Peace and Goodwill to all men.
I am in love with you but I don't love you.

If you haven't got this far, it is only fair that I reveal to you that there is something wrong with someone.