There's really not much to tell. I just got internet so I'm new to all this computer shit, but I'm learning fast. I've found that gay porn begins to pall after the first twelve hours. (Really. I could barely get through the next twelve hours.)
I have a kidney stone that my urologist, Doctor Mengele, wants me to pass on my own, rather than pulverize it sonically. During the rectal exam it seemed to me that he was in there for quite a while. I began to think that I wasn't going to need a dating service after all.
He told me that I had the smallest prostate he had ever felt in a man my age (70). He said that I have the prostate of an eighteen year old. I tried to remember who might have forgotten and left it there, but he assured me that it was definitely my own. I just hope it isn't so small that you won't be able to find it.
I hope you aren't turned off by my appearance. I may be seventy, but in the right light I can easily pass for eighty-six.
I admit I do wear my hair a little longish and my beard can appear scruffy at times. I am willing to comb it and tie it all back, but I won't shave my face or pubes for anyone.
Families often stop and stare when I'm in the Galleria Mall here in Poughkeepsie. The kids think they are seeing Santa Claus out of uniform, while the parents think that I'm a homeless person come in out of the cold. Ergo my alias: Homeless Santa Claus.
I'd like to meet someone around my own age (really old) who is nice, not nasty. I'm not interested in hearing about how big your meat is or what you'd like to do to me and my rectum. I want to know what you are like as a person, not as a dildo. I am clean, absolutely not into any drugs. I never inhale when I smoke marijuana.
I weigh 199, down from 256 pounds. That anorexia really works. My paunch is gone. I can look straight down and see my dick now without a handmirror. I still use the magnifying glass though.
I'd like to meet someone locally who is not a serial killer, a canibal, a vampire, or an alien from outer space. I also have to state upfront that I am not into scat or shoo, or starring in your next granny snuff video. I don't want anyone lonely enough to want to keep my head in their freezer just to have someone to talk to. I absolutely do not want to be pissed on, unless I am on fire. That does not mean I want to be set on fire either.
And lastly you better have a sense of humor if you want to fuck around with me.